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House for Days

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 1, 2014, 7:14 PM
Skin by SimplySilent


So I got a house.

Yeah. Might be a little spotty for a while until we get settled.

So yeah.

PS : SOME OF THESE ARE RELATED TO WHH RP CHAT.


1: His OTP is HimXChocolate

2: He is violently allergic to honey bee stings

3: Animals are attracted to him for no reason

4: He is terrified of guns and loud bangs, to the point where he will freeze like a deer in
headlights

5: He is a VERY good swimmer, Phelps aint got shit on him

6: Is fascinated by odd things (like dryers and febreeze)

7: SOY-LENT GREEN IS PEOPLE (he used to eat people)

8: Is terrified of becoming cannibalistic again

9: Is actually terrified of blood now, because he feels that he will go cannibalistic out of nowhere

10: Has a huge scar on his back that Spain gave him. He hates letting people see it and has an extreme aversion to it being touched.

11: Has severe head and body pains, partly from his back scar, partly from eating people (don't eat people guys)

12: Is... well-endowed.

13: Is also genophobic to an extent.

14: Hates Spain.

15: Is a humongous daddy's boy.

16: Has to be holding something (ex. a pillow) to fall asleep most of the time

17: Longs for a family, but they're all dead now... (OR ARE THEY DUN DUN DUUNNN)

18: His dead family hates him.

19: Getting him to respect/trust you is really tough, and probably not worth it.

20: He hates cutting his hair. (Long hair is fabulous)

21: Preferred weapon is a club.

22: Is a pyromaniac

23: Is reluctant to kill nowadays, but will take great enjoyment out of it if you hurt his buddies. (which he has few of)

24: Still believes in his old gods and the afterlife (he just thinks his gods hate him)

25: He can't drive

26: Tries to be like his father and fails miserably

27: Prefers the city (hates being lonely, loves being alone)

28: Was nomadic most of his childhood, until he finally settled on a lake.

29: Loves roller-coasters (Hasn't been on one yet though)

30: Is very secretive about his past

31: Loves the outdoors

32: By extension, is kind of scared of thunder

33: Could handle losing sense of smell, touch, taste, and sight, but not hearing [actually not sight really either... but he would choose hearing over sight]

34: Secretly wishes to die of illness ( for kind of legit reasons??? )

35: Got hit on by his uncle (Inca)

36: Pet peeve is modern celebrity culture (FEAR HIM LANDWHALES AND FEMINAZIS, HE WILL DEVOUR YOU WHOLE)

37: Favourite season is Autumn

38: Sees himself as an unlike-able socio-path (he's not really wrong though...)

39: Doesn't care for money, but is really good with it

40: Secretly overprotective of Mexico because Eduardo reminds Aztec of his dad

41: Is 5'6", 128 lbs [58 kilograms], and is very muscular (since he's a warmonger)

42: Usually sleeps in the nude (unless there are other people around)

43: Is actually supposed to be called Mexica, but goes with Aztec to avoid a mix up with Mexico

44: Easily gets in fights

45: Has an obsidian necklace with a bead  hanging from it, the bead is very precious to him

46: Used to have a ton of tattoos, but they faded away long ago

47: Was buried under Mexico City for ages until he was accidentally discovered. Mexico shared a body with him until he could get Aztec's original body working again.

48: (Is turned on by BDSM shhh)

49: Has serious trust issues

50: Doesn't really get the whole angel and demon thing, they're all assholes in his eyes

51: Rarely cries, but even more rare is his smile. The ratio is smile: crying: apathetic - 0.001:5:90

52: Has not cried since his father died (also hasn't smiled since his dad was alive)

53: Is really shocked when someone says they're fascinated by him.

54: Really doesn't understand homophobia and such. (like, that shit was done openly in the streets
in his time and place [he just never saw it]

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Journal Entry: Sat Jul 26, 2014, 3:45 PM
Skin by SimplySilent


SOOOOO THE GROUP WAS DOING A THING WHERE IT WOULD INSTANTLY DECLINE REQUESTS. FANCY THAT.

I don't know why it did it, but it might still be messed up. Please bear with it, and I'll try to invite those who were denied.

Guh!!

Journal Entry: Wed Jul 9, 2014, 12:26 PM
Skin by SimplySilent


EDIT: OMG SORRY GUYS MY LAPTOP WAS HIDDEN BY MY STEPDAD. HE'S LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY BUT WITH ELECTRONICS

4 more months of premium... might extend it.

Doctor's appointment....

RANDOM SURGE OF OLD RP FRIENDS TALKING TO ME

I FEEL LIKE MY DOG AT DINNER TIME.

:iconhappydogplz:

Mature Content Filter is On
(Contains: strong language)
[12:08:35 AM] Sophia Roller: yo
[12:08:39 AM] Sophia Roller: o3o
[1:15:11 AM] Sophia Roller: yooooooo
[1:15:15 AM] Sophia Roller: YOOOOOOOO
[1:15:19 AM] Danielle Roller: BITCH
[1:15:22 AM] Danielle Roller: IM WRITING
[1:15:27 AM] Sophia Roller: >: D
[1:15:30 AM] Sophia Roller: ...
[1:15:31 AM] Danielle Roller: DONT MAKE ME GET LITERATE ON YOUR ASS
[1:15:35 AM] Sophia Roller: >: D
[1:15:40 AM] Sophia Roller: DO IT
[1:15:56 AM] Danielle Roller: WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS
[1:16:00 AM] Danielle Roller: IT IS THE SUN
[1:16:10 AM] Danielle Roller: AND I NEED TO SLEEP
[1:16:25 AM] Danielle Roller: BECAUSE ITS FUCKING DAY NOW
[1:16:32 AM] Danielle Roller: YOU FUCKING JULIET CUNT
[1:16:43 AM] Danielle Roller: SERIOUSLY I WAS WAITING OUT HERE ALL NIGHT
[1:16:46 AM] Danielle Roller: IT RAINED
[1:16:59 AM] Danielle Roller: BITCH LET ME IN
[1:17:06 AM] Danielle Roller: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DAD
[1:17:21 AM] Danielle Roller: ROSALYNN BITCH WOULD HAVE LET ME IN BY NOW
[1:17:29 AM] Danielle Roller: SHE DONT PLAY
[1:17:33 AM] Danielle Roller: SHE DONT BULLSHIT ME
[1:17:42 AM] Danielle Roller: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A GODDAMN TEASE
[1:17:47 AM] Danielle Roller: KILL YOURSELF
[1:17:59 AM] Danielle Roller: OR I SWEAR ILL DO IT FOR YOU
[1:18:05 AM] Danielle Roller: AND THEN MYSELF
[1:18:12 AM] Danielle Roller: ROMANTIC AND SHIT
[1:18:16 AM] Danielle Roller: I DONT KNOW
[1:18:31 AM] Danielle Roller: THIS IS MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP
[1:18:36 AM] Danielle Roller: AND IT ALREAADY SUKIN SUCKS
[1:18:41 AM] Danielle Roller: FUKIN
[1:18:42 AM] Danielle Roller: A
[1:18:57 AM] Danielle Roller: THE LAST TIME I WAS THIS WET
[1:19:01 AM] Danielle Roller: WAS WITH ROSALYNN
[1:19:04 AM] Danielle Roller: LET ME IN BITCH
[1:19:11 AM] Danielle Roller: ILL CHANGE MY LAST NAME
[1:19:15 AM] Danielle Roller: ROSES AND SHIT
[1:19:23 AM] Danielle Roller: ORSOMETHING
[1:19:34 AM] Danielle Roller: AM I TALKINGTO MYSELF
[1:19:37 AM] Danielle Roller: IS THIS NORMAL
[1:19:45 AM] Danielle Roller: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHAKESPEARE
[1:19:50 AM] Danielle Roller: CANT EVEN LET ME GET LAID
[1:19:57 AM] Danielle Roller: WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE
[1:20:04 AM] Danielle Roller: CANT A BITCH OFF HERSELF
[1:20:08 AM] Danielle Roller: WHY DO I HAVE TO HELP
[1:20:20 AM] Danielle Roller: YOU ASKED FOR THIS
[1:20:26 AM] Danielle Roller: YOUDID THIS TO ME
[1:20:32 AM] Sophia Roller: I DID'NT KNOW
[1:20:34 AM] Danielle Roller: NO
[1:20:36 AM] Danielle Roller: NO YOU DIDNT
[1:20:42 AM] Danielle Roller: HOW COULD YOU HAVE
[1:20:55 AM] Sophia Roller: I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW
[1:20:58 AM] Sophia Roller: OMG
[1:20:58 AM] Danielle Roller: GOOD
[1:21:02 AM] Danielle Roller: NOW
[1:21:05 AM] Danielle Roller: TO SLEEP
[1:21:10 AM] Danielle Roller: PERCHANCE TO DREAM
[1:21:13 AM] Danielle Roller: AYE THERES THE RUB
[1:21:18 AM] Danielle Roller: GOOD NIGHT BITCH
[1:21:34 AM] Danielle Roller: BITCH
[1:21:39 AM] Danielle Roller: YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU
Sophia Roller has disconnected.
LITERATE ON YOUR ASS
So me and my sister had a Skype video call and she kept me up to an ungodly hour of the night while I was writing Our Saviour 3.
So I got literate on her ass.
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House for Days

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 1, 2014, 7:14 PM
Skin by SimplySilent


So I got a house.

Yeah. Might be a little spotty for a while until we get settled.

So yeah.

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Danielle Roller
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
United States
Hello there. My name is Danielle Roller.
I am a reclusive creature that hunts in the night, rarely seen, rarely heard.
I am a Hetalia fan that actually knows grammar and actual historical events.

3 things I hate
1. Sexist people
2. Racist people
3. People with a god complex (besides myself XD)

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Boyfriend : :iconkya-hua:
Ex 'Waifu' : :icondollophead: You will be missed ;n;
Ne Waifu : :iconcicadasing:
'Cousin' : :iconshiningmidnightstar:


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n-ecronomicon Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
waifu
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NaturalFaux Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
husbando
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Nanny1932 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014
Wow you are both on at the same time! :P
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:iconnanny1932:
Nanny1932 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
Hello.
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Nanny1932 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
Hopefully Sophie will say hi to nanny too. I will not interupt either of you or ask to speak to you. Love you both.
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Nanny1932 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
COOL!!! :) I sent the codes to Sophie but she logged off. Can you call her and go together to get your money?
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NaturalFaux Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
okay :)
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Nanny1932 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
Cost me $9.50 each to send. You think maybe the $9.50 each is worth a call to Nanny? Just to say hi to her, I won't try to talk or listen in, I promise. :P
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NaturalFaux Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I might be able to :)
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Nanny1932 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
Money sent separately. :)
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